Sorry to say I don't have much to write about. This weekend was pretty laid back, which was awesome! On Friday night Russ restocked my ice cream supply. After that the weekend was one long series of sugar highs and lows. On Saturday night, however, we did catch the last 30 minutes of the greatest beauty pageant ever! The Miss Frickin Teen USA pageant!!! As if the Donald wasn't a big enough perv, he had to create a pageant for 15 year olds who literally have to thank him in their world peace speeches! The pageant was a long stream of past-their-prime weirdos and Dancing With the Stars rejects, including Mario "AC Slater" Lopez as the host! Melissa Joan Heart, Joey Lawrence (you totally want to hear my WHOA! impression right now, don't you?) and some other B-list losers were the judges. It was America at its finest. But here is the best part. In the greatest moment in pageant history, Miss Teen South Carolina gave one of the most amazing answers to a pageant question ever. It made Billy Madison's speech about The Puppy That Lost Its Way look like Shakespearean prose. It was so incredible, you have to watch it immediately:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Cleaning Out the Cupboards
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i personally believe that she could be our next president, like such as.
Please, let us not forget the parents involved in this arduous task of life-long education. Ah, the pride they must feel over creating an infamous daughter. Yet, they neither request nor receive proper acknowledgement for their outstanding achievement. May the parents of such children always remain in the shadows.
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